Under House Arrest, Kinda, by Heather Haven

I recently recovered from an illness caused by a stone in one of my salivary glands. This is akin to having a kidney stone but without the glamor. Instead of sympathetic friends and family saying, “Oh, no! You poor thing,” they tended to say, “huh?” I even did that myself. Before this happened, I hadn’t heard of the condition. The name of it is Sialolithiasis, but I never once tried to pronounce it. I was in enough pain as it was.

So what are the symptoms of this strange malady besides pain? My lower jaw and neck swelled up within hours and turned bright red. I looked like one of those blow-up Thanksgiving Day balloons only not as cute. I would have been the balloon everybody over the age of 12 asked who or what it represented, right before it crashed into a streetlight. I decided not to include a picture of me during this time because this is the stuff of nightmares.

After I was diagnosed, the emergency doctors decided I was a good candidate for a fairly new program that, under certain conditions, sends a patient home for care instead of being hospitalized. The hospital saves money, the patient is less likely to pick up something else in the hospital and in my case, the patient can be home with loving husband, warm fur balls, and an unlimited supply of ice cream.

Advanced Home Care is the term they use when they turn your house into a hospital. I even had to sign an affidavit swearing I wouldn’t leave the house during the allotted time. That’s the house arrest part. Once they’d set up, there was equipment everywhere. Nurses and technicians showed up whenever, drawing blood, taking my temperature, etc. I zoomed with a doctor every day on their loaned-out iPad. I had to take all required medications in front of a 24/7 “virtual nurse,” who was actually a real nurse, stationed in Texas. As I was in California, this was pretty far away. But her face was in front of me, scrutinizing my every move. I got away with nothing, not even taking my pills with coffee. “No, no, no,” she said shaking her head. “Use water, please.” It was a regimented program but a successful one.

What has this got to do with writing? Well, as we all know, we writers are never far from our craft. Or don’t like to be. My latest book, Cleopatra Almost Slept Here, debuted mid-August. Since that time, I’ve been sitting on my hands. Nothing to write. I had an idea for a new novel but couldn’t get it started. Sometimes the new story is too fresh. Sometimes you can’t let go of the previous novel, not just its creation, but the later job of getting it out there to the readers. Such was the case with me.

But back to my little stone. Whenever I’m being taken care of by healthcare workers, overworked and underpaid as they often are, one of the first things I do is learn their names. It’s not just a form of respect but yelling “hey you” when your I.V. comes loose is a little gauche. When I asked my virtual nurse’s name, she had to pronounce it several times for me and then spell it. This was because it’s a made-up family name passed on from mother to daughter. Iejoma, pronounced E- jo-ma.

Well, I loved the name. Not only was her story of how it came about fascinating, but it sprouted all kinds of ideas within me. I’d had the wisp of a character floating around in my head and this name helped solidify it. I asked Iejoma if she minded if I used her name for one of my characters and she gave me permission. Now I am unstuck. All I have to do is sit down and write an eighty-five-thousand-word novel.

Hmmm. I wish I’d phrased that last sentence better.

How Many Writers Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Or more relevantly, how many people does it take to make a book? I suppose it might take only one, but I doubt it. The words of Hillary Clinton “It takes a Village…” seem more appropriate. If one writer could produce a book unaided, it would mean they would have to not only write the book, but edit it, proofread it, format it, design a cover and put those ideas onto a graphic formatted to work for a book cover, print it, distribute it, publicize it, develop a social media presence and a brand…it’s exhausting just to think about all it takes to produce a book and I’ve probably left out a few steps.

If a writer publishes traditionally, add an agent but leave formatting, cover creation, printing, and distribution to the publisher. It used to be that writers could turn over editing and publicity to the publisher, too, but increasingly even a traditionally published author has to present an edited and proofread copy to the publisher and is expected to take on a great deal of the publicizing of their book. If a writer publishes themselves or goes with a small press, they can look forward to being hands-on for the whole process.

I write, and have ideas about the cover design I want, but that’s as far as my skills go, so I rely on my village. Producing my books starts with a content editor who tells me if what I’ve written makes sense or if there are holes in the story. He looks for inconsistencies, too. I remember him asking why the final chapter of “What Lucy Heard” didn’t match the rest of the book. That was a shocker, but one I corrected before the book went to my copy editor who can’ t understand why I never get the spelling of Mercedes correct, important since my protagonist drives a sunshine yellow Mercedes. She even had a close call in it in “The Corpse’s Secret Life.” You’d think that after typing about the car so many times, I’d have the spelling down, but you’d be mistaken.

While my copy editor is correcting my misspellings and improper or lacking punctuation, my formatter makes sure thing like gutters are placed correctly so the wide one is in the book’s center insuring readers don’t have to pry books open to read them and that page numbers are accurate and flow.

Where I really need help is with covers. I usually have a cover in mind before I start writing, but the gap between my hand-drawn sketch and a book cover is vast. Thank you, Isabella and Julie, for taking my barely understandable ideas and making them into proper-looking and dimensionally-correct covers that my printer can use.

I have discovered that, even with all that effort, the best way to spot a typo is to proudly send a copy of a new book off to the Library of Congress, their “fee” for an LLC number, which guarantees you or a reader will spot it.

For distribution, I rely on Amazon and local bookstores and beg readers to ask their local libraries to purchase the books, which they will do if a book is requested often enough.

Then the getting-the -word-out work begins and seems to never end. When I published my first book, “The Death Contingency,” it seemed all I needed to do for publicity was find a hook and put the book up on Goodreads offering some sort of incentive for readers and reviewers to find it. My hook was that I was the only working realtor writing real estate mysteries. I was interviewed by CNN, made Costco Magazine, had featured stories about my book in local newspapers, was interviewed on local radio and TV stations, and hit several other big promotional channels. That was before 11,500 books were published every day in the United States. Competition from AI generated books is increasing dramatically, too, so much so that, Amazon has just put a limit of no more than two book submissions per week from any author to try and limit them.

So, with “A Faire to Remember” coming out today in print and e-book format on Amazon, I’m beginning publicity step one by letting you know it’s available and asking you to consider adding it to your TBR pile. You can find it and all my other books at https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Nancy+Lynn+Jarvis&i=stripbooks&x=0&y=0&ref=nb_ss_b

UNCHARTED WATERS

Hello, Ladies ~

Hi, my name is Kimila, and I’m a “dark and twisty” writer. So, what on earth possessed me to think I could write a middle-grade fantasy book? Well, I’m sure you all like me have no control over your imaginations!

My husband and I used to camp with family every year on Memorial Day Weekend, rain or shine, at Sunset Bay Park on the Southern Oregon coast, just south of Charleston. The campground is nestled in a beautiful woody setting, and the bay is just a short walk away. With the tree line as a backdrop, the bay is rimmed with towering bluffs. Rock formations at the bottom of the bluffs are dotted with tide pools filled with all manner of sea creatures.

But my favorite part of this beautiful spot is the island that sits at the mouth of the bay. From the moment I saw it, I thought the landmass looked like a pirate ship frozen in time. I should’ve said above that I have an “overactive” imagination!

Every time I visited the bay and walked the sandy beach, I would talk to the island as if it were a pirate ship. Comments like: “Oh, the stories you could tell.” “What year are you from?” “Were there pirates in the area in the 18th century?”

My sister, Mona, thought I was crazy when I said, “Someday, I’m going to write a kids’ book about three young friends who go to the island and wake up on a pirate ship.”

And hence the idea for “Midnight Sail” was born. As with any book idea, I dropped into the rabbit hole of research. The first thing I decided was to write this book under the pseudonym D. J. Henson to honor my son Derrick, who passed away. And of course, I knew I would include an autistic character among the three eleven-year-old friends. It took a few days of noodling, but I finally came up with my three characters. Now I have Cyrus, my protagonist, Alex, the brains of the group, and Jaxyn, the girl of logic.

I’ve compiled mounds of printed research about pirates sailing the Pacific Ocean in 1757, buried treasure, and time travel. I know I can’t bring my “dark and twisty” creativity to this book, so I made a list of “no-nos” to keep me from accidentally adding them to my manuscript.

My favorite writing style is three points of view, and it didn’t occur to me that I should research whether three POVs are acceptable for a middle-grade fantasy book. I also didn’t consider that a POV from a law-enforcement character who interacts with the missing kids’ moms might not fit within the parameters of this type of book.

But as luck would have it, I spent last weekend with Paty Jager, who stayed in my RV with me while we worked at the NIWA book booth at the Mt. Angel Oktoberfest. As you can imagine, during our downtime, Paty and I enjoyed talking about writing and our current projects.

If you’ve never had the opportunity to have Paty as your sounding board, you’re missing out. She listens, then asks great questions, weighs the answers, and … when you see a certain look cross her face, you know she’s about to offer valuable insight about your work in progress.

Paty shared her concern about me using the three POVs, and I countered with other children’s books I’ve read that use multiple POVs. When the conversation became about my law-enforcement character POV and the moms being front and center in those chapters, Paty carefully explained why she didn’t think kids would enjoy reading those chapters.

“Your middle-school readers want to go on the adventure by themselves,” Paty said. “And the characters, along with the readers, will assume the moms are worried, so I don’t think you need to show that in your book.”

Paty encouraged me to keep the pirate chapters, but to use the POV of a teenage pirate instead of the ship’s adult captain.

I’m sure the look on my face suggested I wasn’t thrilled with her assessment. I did say I would reconsider the law-enforcement POV and the addition of the moms. I promised I would do some more research into using three POVs in this genre.

As we worked the rest of the weekend, I tried to keep the idea that I would now have to rework and rewrite my almost-finished manuscript. One of the things I absolutely love about my creative brain is that it enjoys working a problem. With the distraction of selling books, I turned over this manuscript’s challenges to my subconscious, and by the time I woke up Monday morning … I knew what I needed to do.

First, I researched whether using three POVs in this book would be a good idea. To my surprise and relief, I found several articles saying this approach to telling the story is acceptable. I printed off some important guidelines and tackled my next hurdle: rewriting the law-enforcement POV chapters and using what I’d learned in my internet search to strengthen Cyrus’ chapters; then I focused on creating a new voice for the pirate chapters.

Drum roll please … I worked non-stop (a nasty coughing cold sidelined me to the couch) all week on rewrites, restructuring, and finished “Midnight Sail” yesterday afternoon. I celebrated for a few minutes, but know the real work begins as I do my first round of edits.

As I continue to navigate the uncharted waters of writing my middle-grade fantasy series and venture into the mystery genre with Sapphire Stone Mysteries, I won’t hesitate to run a concern by Paty. I can’t promise to be thrilled if my story ideas or writing style are questioned … but I do promise to listen and let my creative brain solve the problem.

Happy Writing ~ Kimila

Digressions

When I write I have a set of practices that have evolved over the years, habits that are so automatic that I don’t really think about them. I just follow them. One of the simplest ones is beginning with a blank sheet without setting up a standard publishing format—double spaced, Times New Roman, 12 pt., title set one-third space down the page, and more. I just start typing regardless of what I know the manuscript should look like. 

And then comes editing. I do edit as I go along, correcting misspellings, poor sentence construction, misplaced modifiers, dangling particles, incomplete thoughts, and digressions. The last are the most obvious parts to get close attention at every stage—in the first typing of every brilliant thought (that dims as I progress through the sentence) and the first read-through (which usually has me gnashing my teeth and cringing in embarrassment). When I print out a draft I’m free with my pen—crossing out long sentences, half of a series of paragraphs, all those darlings we’re supposed to kill. 

But something has changed with this book. I’ve never had trouble blackening the majority of a paragraph or even a few pages and hitting delete, though I’m sad to see the fervid description of a newly arrived secondary character disappear. But I’ve always held to the belief that if it doesn’t belong there, wherever that is, it doesn’t belong anywhere. I’m not going to write a paragraph or a scene to fit it in, which in my view will just throw off another part of the story. In effect I accept that the material in question is throwing things off and it’s better to get rid of it. So I delete.

Only this time things are different. I’m copying first and saving to a separate document. Hmm. I didn’t plan to do this; I just found myself doing it. As I go along, pulling out passages that don’t really work no matter how much I like them, I’m shortening what I’ve got, but staying more tightly focused on the narrative. This isn’t a cozy or traditional mystery, so I have to pay attention to sections that are a little (or a lot) different from what I’m used to writing. And committed to this new genre, which seems like psychological suspense, I have less trouble erasing, deleting, removing. So why am I saving these rejections?

I don’t have an answer to that question, but I did have a surprise—for me at least. After several excisions of longish paragraphs, some of which I particularly liked and thought useful if not quite right where they were, I took a careful look at all of them, reading down the chunks of language written at different times and in different moods and for different purposes—description, character development, transitions, plotting. And the surprise was this—they all fit together. I don’t mean they all demonstrated my personal writing style, my quirks and particular interests in the details that reveal character. I mean in that both tone and sequence they made a single body of narrative with some of the connective tissue missing. When I returned to the main work in progress, I didn’t find anything missing. I hadn’t removed anything crucial. Yes, there are passages that need to be developed, but there are no obvious gaps. So what’s happening?

Apparently I’m writing two novels at once—two novels with the same set of characters and location, but different in tone and tension: a psychological suspense and a traditional mystery.

This is weird. The discovery suggests I have the traditional format so deep in my thinking that it’s going to pop up no matter what, and I have to learn to silence it.

This revelation has me wondering about all the passages I’ve trashed while writing, going back to the early 1990s and my efforts to write an acceptable, publishable first mystery. Murder in Mellingham began with a very different opening, and I remember writing numerous first chapters, each one affixed before the existing one until I had three opening chapters over forty pages and no idea what I was doing. Eventually I figured it out, but now I think about all those pages (and all those floppies) lost forever. I don’t know if I’m the only one who cuts and saves and discovers gold in the leavings, but now I have to push myself to focus on the main narrative—the one with bones and sinew and connective tissue and, I hope, coherence. It’s far from finished, so the struggle will continue.

Meanwhile, in the shadows (on another page on my computer) pulses a half-conscious tale that might or might not get enough connective tissue to become a finished traditional mystery. It’s weird. 

How to Torpedo a Book in Three Easy Steps

All authors with well-written new books start out even. Then they face decisions about genre, the cover, cover text, advertising and marketing. Unless a book was written specifically to fit a genre, with specific genre tropes, the genre decision can be complicated. Since I write mysteries and thrillers I want to read, rather than for a specific sub-genre, this can be a challenge. Take the book in question: Booth Island. A psychological thriller with romance. A story about redemption. About loss and pain. About a dead brother who won’t let the heroine move on. All in the same book. Is it a thriller? Is it a romantic thriller? Is it a ghost thriller? What the heck is it?

You got it. I made every mistake possible. Pick one or all of the below.

1. The wrong cover design for the genre (though a cool cover)

2. Emphasized the wrong elements of the story on the jacket and on Amazon

3. Selected the wrong genre and keywords

It’s a good read, a gripping thriller, and a pretty nifty tale of deception and loss. One reviewer suggested it is a hybrid of psychological suspense, domestic mystery, romantic tension, and regional Gothic. Okay, except the initial cover had a YA appeal. It is anything but a YA book. It also had a romance feel. It isn’t a romance, though romance is strong in it. The cover text emphasized the protagonist’s painful loss of her brother and implied it might be a ghost thriller. The cover quote called it “a mystery rich with unease.” Is it no wonder that the ratings are all over the place? Half the readers were disappointed it wasn’t the book they expected.

Anyone expecting a romantic thriller would be disappointed. YA readers wouldn’t know what the heck was going on. And it ain’t a ghost story. By now, you can see how completely I torpedoed myself. I probably even gave it the wrong title: Booth Island. One suggestion was The Island Between Us. I kind of like it. I might have called it The Death Between Us. Too darn late for either title. And, yes, I am the world’s worst at naming my books; I’ve even written a blog about it.

I guess I could add a subtitle to the cover. Hmmm?

Here’s a decent summary of the book (not by me; I mess those up, too): “Boo Treader thought returning to Booth Island would finally give her a chance to make peace with her brother’s death. But as Boo digs into the past, she uncovers a tangle of grief, family myth, and long-buried resentment stretching back decades—far deeper than one tragic drowning. Now Boo must decide whether she wants closure or answers, because on Booth Island, those may not be the same thing. For the closer she gets to the truth, the more dangerous the island becomes, and the more obvious it is that Roy’s drowning may not have been an accident at all. If so, will she be ready when the killer comes for her?”

For now, it has a new cover and new cover text. Darn, I wish I’d thought up the subtitle, see how writing a blog post can make you semi-brilliant. Of course, the cover would need to be updated. But, heck, it can happen. The Amazon copy is new, too. I’m promoting it as I write this, free for four days.

I know I’m crazy. But there is the blind hope that the right people, since it is being promoted as a thriller, will read it and rate it and maybe pull up the average.

But what if that doesn’t happen? Do I just give it up? Or do I take it down, do a bit of editing, wait a while and republish it in a quest for new ratings? I hope the promotion will help me decide whether to keep fighting or say goodbye to bad trash (it isn’t, truly) and pull it off the market.

Yikes.

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